Lady and Gentlemen strap your belts in and look forward to a ride filled with insaneness! "Cocaine Bear" is an epic ride that is enjoyable in many different ways. This film takes a "bear-y" true story and transforms it into an funny horror comedy that will be sure to make you scratch your head, or pondering the life choices of both bears and drug traffickers.


Cocaine Bear

Since the first moment we meet the gorgeous Andrew C Thornton, played brilliantly by Matthew Rhys, you know you're in for a wild experience. Smugglers with flair elegant grace, as well as a aptitude for dropping his precious cargo at the most inconvenient spots. However, he didn't know, he was about to unbeknownst to himself create the mythology of the 20th century "Cocaine Bear!"

Forget what believe that you know about bears and their preference for food. This movie takes a daring opinion and suggests that when bears drink cocaine, they will not just have fun, but transform into bloodthirsty monsters! Don't be a fool, Godzilla we have a new leader in town. And you can find him in a bear with penchant for powdered substances.

Our cast of characters including the bumbling police and the criminals who are hapless, and innocent passers-by who were unable to get through a bag of paper, will keep you stunned. Their collective incompetence truly is amazing to watch. If you're ever having a need for laughter think of how Detective Bob Springs and Officer Reba Mitchell trying to figure out a crime without accidentally shooting each other.

Don't forget to mention our brave adventurers, Olaf and Elsa. The ones taken from "Frozen." The two hikers come across the treasures of Colombian goodies, and before you're able to say "Bearzilla," they become people who will be targets of Cocaine Bear's insatiable appetite. It's true, who really needs any Disney princess when you have animals that snort and roar that is on the loose?

The film hits the perfect middle ground between horror and comedy with its humor, making you laugh when you laugh and then grip that popcorn to hide in terror the next. As the body count climbs, it's more then the hairs around your neck, and you'll be cheering at each demise, with hilarious satisfaction. This is just like watching a National Geographic special hosted by Grim Reaper. Grim Reaper.

So, let's look at the final showdown. Imagine a mighty waterfall over the backdrop, our fearless and ferocious family comprised of Sari, Dee Dee, and Henry poised to confront The Cocaine Bear. The epic fight of the ages, complete with explosives, roars from the bear, as well as enough white powder to place Tony Montana to shame. And just when you think you've lost the fight but it's then revived thanks to a cocaine explosion! It's a resurgence of epic proportions.

Yes "Cocaine Bear" may have its flaws. Editing is as jittery as a caffeinated squirrel leading you to scratch your head and asking yourself if that film reel had been used in secret as scratching posts. But fear not, dear viewers, because the bear's CGI looks amazing. This bear takes over the show regardless of whether those who edited the show appeared to feel a bit sated their own.

This movie is a blend of double-crossings, tension, and some unexpected bonds. It's like mixing tequila with bear saliva--unconventional and unforgettable. As the credits begin to roll when you're out the door with a smile in your eyes, think of one of the reviews' final (blog) words: Do not feed bears anything, especially not heroin or fellow trekkers. As I've said before, it's unlikely to be a good thing for everyone involved.

Grab your popcorn, buckle up to get lost in the wild world of "Cocaine Bear." It's a cinematic adventure unlike anything else that's sure to leave you in tears, while you contemplate the nature of bears, and the concealed party capabilities.